MIRROR – This astonishing video shows the moment the President of Colombia WETS himself at the launch his re-election campaign. Juan Manuel Santos was giving an important speech when a wet patch suddenly began to appear on the crotch of his beige trousers. The 62-year-old, who is not known to have any illness, continued with his speech, apparently oblivious to his damp trousers.
Well, this is a new one. Obama does this and he’s impeached before sunset. Doesn’t matter how good of a President Juan has been since taking office in 2010, you don’t recover from pissing your pants in public. Wet myself at the age of 4 riding shotgun to a friend’s house and my father still asks me if I need to go to the bathroom before getting into the car. If he wants to be re-elected he has to hope it’s something drastically wrong with the prostate. Only way to save face because unless you’re a toddler, senile or a certified bum hopped up on too much Purple Drank, there’s no excuse to piss yourself while standing in front of an audience.
The real question is, where the hell was the President’s right hand man? Chief of Staff has to come in firing the second shit hits the fan or piss meets the pants. Doug Stamper would’ve found a way to switch Frank Underwood’s Dockers mid-speech without anyone noticing and still manage to successfully blame the Chinese for the incident. Juan Pablo here needs to evaluate his people’s dedication to the cause.
http://youtu.be/tlkdIG0iRqQ