There can only be one winner in each category at tonight’s Academy Awards ceremony, but the losers won’t go home empty-handed thanks to the annual gift bag.
There’s nothing quite like $85,000 worth of gifts to salve the wound of an Oscars snub: that’s the cost of this year’s bag, almost double the value of last year’s swag.
The bag — which must be size of a small house — contains everything from gift cards for luxury overseas holidays, hair transplants and a vaginal rejuvenation procedure to his ‘n’ hers pepper spray guns (hers pink, his camouflage), Daily Mail informs.
- DrainWig plug that prevents hair clogging the drain — $6.49
- Fabric wrap from European company Wrag Wrap — $15
- Organic pet shampoo from Simon’s Happy Pet — $15
- Six-pack of Naked Luxury condoms — $20
- Three-in-one dry-cleaning bags from Green Garmento — $23
- Bluetooth camera shutter remote for Apple products from HISY — $24.99
- AVIV 613 Vodka — $30
- Herbal tea-based lollipops from Dosha Pops — $35
- Hydroxycut weight loss gummies, protein bars, and shakes — $38.96
- ‘Honey’ made from organic apples from Bee Free Honee — $39
- Tea from Blossom Blends — $49.95
- ‘Loaded: The Story of a Ghost’ graphic novel — $49.95
- A DVD advertising cash off the services of aspiring film maker Charles Van Loucks — $50
- Dinnerware from Slimware — $59
- Cannonball Wines — $60
- Caramels and sweets from Betty Jane Candies — $69.75
- Candles that double as perfume and warm massage oil from Objects with Purpose — $70
- Horse shampoo and conditioner made for human hair from Mane ‘N Tail — $95.35
- Beauty products from M3K Beauty — $100
- Organic makeup products by Diane Capt — $105
- Activity tracker from Polar Loop — $109.95
- Go Pro hair dryer from Coolway — $120
- Two Mace pepper guns — $120
- Accessories from CherryT Knit & Co. $158
- Hookahzz E-Cigarettes and E-Liquids — $162
- Shellfish knife set — $185
- Leather iPhone 5 case from Vetvik — $230
- Leather purse from Jitseu. A $279
- Portable camera and app from Narrative Clip — $279
- Organic maple syrup from Rouge Maple — $280
- Swiss-made Slow Watch — $290
- Organic skin, body, and hair products from Acure — $300
- Jan Lewis bangle bracelet made from wood shapes — $400
- House call with acupuncturist and nutritionist Heather Lounsbury — $500
- Lifetime membership to a meditation gym from Headspace.com — $500
- Tickets to all-kid pro Cirque troupe, Le Petit Cirque — $575
- Max Martin luxury shoes — $750
- 10 personal training sessions with Huntley Drive Fitness — $850
- Supplies from Epic Pet Health — $1,571.98
- Five-night stay at the Koloa Landing Resort in Hawaii — $2,000
- Home spa system from Steamist — $2560
- ‘O-Shot’ procedure to help a woman’s sex drive — $2,700
- Resort stay at the Imanta’s Ocean Casa suite in Mexico — $3,300
- Water filtration system from Krystal Klear Water — $4895
- Artworks from Gizara — $5,000
- 10,000 meal donations from Ellen DeGeneres’ Halo Spot’s Stew pet food to a shelter of the nominee’s choice — $6,100
- Two-day Rocky Mountaineer train excursion from Vancouver to Alberta in the Canadian Rockies — $6,850
- Trip to Las Vegas including tickets to shows, backstage passes to meet Meatloaf and Boyz II Men and two nights at the Riviera Penthouse Suite — $9,000
- Walking tour around Japan from Walk Japan — $15,000
- ARTAS Robotic Hair Transplant System treatment — $16,000
